The pirate lords of the world must unite to defend themselves against the East Indian Trading Company. This includes Captain Jack Sparrow, who must be retrieved from Davey Jones' Locker at World's End.

Pirates is long voyage of excruciating proportions that will leave you befuddled and confused. Don't worry if you don't understand any of it, as the monkey will do something funny after each key plot point is revealed to relieve you of the frustration of trying to comprehend the story. The director struggles to garner any credible performances from the crew, favouring computer action sequences over coherence. This movie sinks.



Anyone else see this?

Lol. If you can't understand the storyline you've got to be pretty stupid ;\

This movie is really bad. I found it incredibly corny.

Out of 10

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IS it really that bad?! I havent seen it yet, But I want to =D

I thought it was awesome. It had a few plot holes yeah, and all the double crossing eventually got a bit stupid and confusing, but if you just ignore that and watch the film as it's supposed to be - a comedy - well I thought it was just hilarious and awesome.

Especially the crab bit.

THIS IS POLITICS ZOMG!

Well I think it was ok, a little bit to much lovy muchy but well its ok ^^

Pretty much it's horrible for actual ratings, but not a bad story and good for a laugh.

Kinda like 300. Except Johnny Depp is funnier. Especially with the politics line rofl.

Em0man 3 is the best

its a top movie you really are a bit stupid if you cant keep up with the plot or storyline

i thought it ws great too!

It was a good movie, I think it is basically more about Elizabeth and also it also leaves an opening for a 4th movie but I doubt they will haha.
Jack is the person doing all the trades and he uses the compass to find the booze.

And yes we know em0man 3 is good lolz. Harry got DUCKROLLED!